In Loving Memory

MICKEY THAKUR
21 JUNE 1983 - 11 JANUARY 2006.

It has been a month since, and I still have not come to terms with the fact that you are not herewith us. My confidant, my friend.
Thank you for being there for me. I am sorry for letting you down again, as I have in the past.
My spirit mired in guilt, helplessness and angst, I look beyond for my answers but fail to find them. I only hope that time will heal. In the depths of my soul, your memory will remain frozen, as a reminder of all good things that do exist.
You have passed on to the other side, in the company of those whom I cherish the most. If they permit me, I too, will follow.

QUESTIONS I ALWAYS WANTED TO ASK !!

• If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?
• Can fat people go skinny dipping?
• What do you do when you see an endangered animal that eats only endangered plants?
• If swimming is good for one's figure how do you explain whales?
• What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconcious?
  
• Why do you press harder on a remote when you know the battery is dead?
• How come abbreviated is such a long word?
• Why is it that if you tell a man there are 40 billion stars he'll believe you, but tell him the bench has wet paint and he has to touch it?
• Isn't it unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
• Why do scientists call it research even when they are looking for something new?
  
• Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?
• Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
• Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
  
• If love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
  
• If a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose?
• If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
• If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

If you have some gems of your own which have been irritating you for a while and you just can't get them out of your head, do write to me.